Memo from the Desk of a Junior Executive
A personal note

April 18, 2011

Dear Employees:
On a personal note, I’d like to remind you to call your mothers. Forget once and you are toast! Because I won’t pay for toast, I suggest you do this. Also, I am never toast.


PS: Just remember: do it off the clock and not on my phone lines or I’ll charge you the 900 rate.


  1. Cari says:


    Was it casual day in the office? I never see you there without your shirt and tie!!!

    Also, will you be taking the deduction for personal calls from my paycheck, or directly out of my hide?

    Happy Birthday!!!

    • Sarah says:

      I have a collar on and suede pants. Business casual will do when I’m taking a half day to stuff myself with cake.
      Plus, I need to save my best shirt and tie for tomorrow. I’ve got nuns coming in to visit and I need to dress to impress. You might not believe it, but people don’t always take a young executive seriously, so I need to dress the part.

    • Sarah says:

      I’ll surprise you where you least expect it…. hee hee hee heeeeeeeeee

  2. Amy says:

    Happy Birthday, BabyBee! I hope you got lots of cake today!

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