My Chia Pet

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So Sarah has a new blog, and already she’s trying to get out of writing posts for it. That’s right. Before her blog even went live, she asked me to write a post for her. Why would she ask a Chia Pet to write a post for her? Well clearly it’s because she can’t ask Wendy to do one for her. She already neglects enough of her own blogs.

I asked Sarah what she’d like me to write about and boy, was she helpful. *insert eyeroll here* Write whatever you want, she tells me. See? Helpful. They (whoever ‘they’ are) say you should write about what you know. But really? How many people want to hear me yammer on about the state of Wendy’s window sill (Which, by the way, is in serious need of a good dusting.) or quantum physics? So what’s a little Chia turtle to do? And no, I don’t take kindly to the suggestion of adding me to a salad. Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you, you crazy veggie eaters.

For this momentous occasion, I feel it’s only right to give Sarah some words of wisdom about writing her blog. Writing nice things is fine and dandy, but snark is the gift that keeps on giving. I know, you probably think that I am the original purveyor of snark, but you’d be wrong. Snarkiness goes way back to right after the fall of man when Eve asked Adam if that fig leaf made her butt look big. While his snarky reply has been lost to time, the concussion he received immediately afterward is legendary. Yup, that gift just kept on giving. Snark really does make the world go ’round. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Oh, and could you ask Wendy to water me more often? Her blogs are not the only things she’s been neglecting around here. Thanks.

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Thank you! I’m so excited to be the first person to have been granted the privilege of a post by @MyChiaPet. The veggie little turtle has been elusive, but I finally nailed it down!
You are welcome back to my hive any time, little fella.

While you are at it, check out Wendy‘s shop here at Wendy Darling, Ltd. It will make your life complete. I own the fridge magnets and they are perfect for hanging up LO’s school awards and artwork. I’ll be ordering the Life Organizer ones next. BabyBee sported the Ribbit onesie for a while before he became gargantuan.

Comments

  1. Helen says:

    You want snark? Check out the FIRST joke at this site, honey!

    http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Religion/sunschool001.htm

  2. Wendy says:

    Hey! My window sill isn’t THAT dusty…

  3. Duane Scott says:

    This just cracked me up!

    I kinda like that turtle.

    Oh goodness, I have a thing for Wendy’s alter-ego.

    This is disastrous.

    -DS

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